The Elder Statesman either thinks Los Angeles is the centre of the universe, or a different planet entirely - this T-shirt leaves the notion up to interpretation. Cut slim from smooth cotton-jersey, it's printed with a glow-in-the-dark solar system that ensures casual evening looks will be far from boring.

• Black and white cotton-jersey
• Ribbed crew neck
• 100% cotton
• Machine wash

• Fits true to size. Take your normal size
• This T-shirt has a slim cut, but is designed to be not too fitted