Old Spice Bath & Body For Men
If your Grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist. Old Spice Original is the unmistakable fragrance for the experienced man for decades. Like an invisible force-field on a mans skin. If it were to be replicated on a mega scale around the Earth, it could safeguard our planet from on-coming asteroids, repelling them without a trace, but leaving them smelling truly awesome. 48 hours of odor and sweat protection
Whitewater Aftershave Lotion When you splash on Old Spice, you may evoke memories of jet skiing on a pale blue ocean, before sipping a cocktail with a beautiful lady on a yacht while watching the sun set. Whitewater Deodorant Spray How do microscopic particules "spray" out of a nozzle, coat your armpits and provide odor protection? Sometimes it's best not to ask questions when faced with magic. Hazards and Cautions Caution: Pressurized container: Protect from direct sunlight and do not expose to temperatures exceeding 50C. Do not pierce or burn, even after use. Do not spray on a naked flame or any incandescent material. Keep away from sources of ignition - No Smoking. Keep out of reach of children. Use in a well ventilated area. Avoid deliberate inhalation. Use only as directed. Do not apply to irritated or damaged skin. Stop use if irritation develops. Avoid contact with eyes, if product gets into eyes, rinse with plenty of water. Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly Extremely Flammable
Who knew the wild scent of WolfThorn could help battle stinky body problems? Maybe Aristotle or talking owls knew, but definitely not regular people or dumb owls.
If your Grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist. Old Spice Original is the unmistakable fragrance for the experienced man for decades. Man has come up with his best ideas in the shower. If only man had showered more, we'd have hoverboards and escalator to space and a mind-controlled television. So take a long thoughtful shower with Old Spice and bring humanity one step closer to a gas-powered toothbrush.
Old Spice Wolfthorn Deodorant Stick 50ml
When your body flesh is covered in Hawkridge Body Spray, there is nothing for women to do but smell the tingly freedom song of a raptor lullaby and accept that science cannot explain the feeling in their hearts.